Killers

Killers is the worst movie of the year. I can't imagine anything else surpassing this level of absolute shittiness within a film. I have never experienced so much pain, discomfort and hatred towards a movie in a theatre. The experience was not elevated by giggling 60 year old women who applauded at Heigl and swooned at Kutcher. Not only are all of the characters total imbeciles, but they then feel like they have the gall to give lectures during a shootout. The plot of Killers is a dumb one, a blonde (Katharine Heigl in shrieky overload) falls in love with a charmer (Ashton Kutcher) while on vacation. It is revealed that Kutcher is a spy and he leaves his old spy life for Heigl in a stirringly retarded monologue where Heigl is asleep and Kutcher doesn't notice. Years later they are happily married and living around amiable neighbors with decent jobs. All of a sudden their neighbors start trying to murder them both. It is not explained until the end why the neighbors are doing this, but it is evident that they were sleeper-killers. What's really stupid, is that in the years a first-rate spy was living among these planted neighbors, he never thought twice about their reliability. The action sequences that follow are standard and boring: lots of explosions and PG-13 deaths. Here is the worst part of the movie: While Heigl and Kutcher are shooting it out with their murderous neighbors, Heigl gives a feminist (and due to her stupidity it is in actuality anti-feminist) speech about how Kutcher is a bad husband and a liar and yada yada yada, to which Kutcher replies: I told you all about me! Heigl: I WAS SLEEPING! Killers is one of the worst movies I have ever seen and the worst movie of 2010.
Killers: 1/2 of a ★