Gojira

The name of the film that should be Godzilla is Gojira. I think it's actually fitting, because when the trampled asians say: Godzilla, it sounds like Gojira!!! It's quite funny, and probably one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen that unfortunately takes itself seriously. It's such a crude looking film with the dinosaur Godzilla jumping and simultaneously shooting fire into multiple buildings blocks apart. But who cares, it's fucking Godzilla! The story should be familiar: radiation from the bombing around WWII have caused a freak of nature dinosaur to emerge from the sea to fuck up the people who were hurt as bad is it was. (Wouldn't it have made more sense for Godzilla to attack the Allies?) Whatever, dinosaurs are idiots anyway. Gojira shouldn't even be awarded stars because it's just so dumb and silly. For eight year olds it might serve some purpose for the Rawr, rawr, rawr of clay dinosaurs, but it's essentially schlock that gained popularity for some godawful reason.
Gojira: ★★